Featured, Internet, The Mother Hood
Cyberbullies, stalkers, and chicken sh!ts
Ever see that movie “Mean Girls“? Ever wonder what happens when girls like that reach adulthood? Apparently some of them become Mommy bloggers. I’m not going to get into naming names and linking to other blogs because a) it’s not an isolated incident and b) why give them the traffic? Sure, it’s been happening a lot [...]
Celebrities, Featured, Whatever
Snow White, Tiger Woods and Merry Fucking Christmas
My daughter loves Snow White. She wants a Snow White baby for Christmas. In particular this one. Long story short, she has the Belle baby from Beauty and the Beast. Miss Thang doesn’t watch Beauty and the Beast. She likes Snow White dammit. Well guess what? That Snow White is a pricey bitch. $49.99 for a [...]
BMB Love, Featured, NSFW, Whatever
Listen up, psychos
Ok, it’s time for April to get REALLY bad. I’m not going to sugarcoat it or dance around the topic and make vague references like everything is a big secret. Some psycho with nothing better to do with her free time has decided to be a real pain in the ass here at BMB. And, damnit, [...]
Featured, The Mother Hood
My child is either a perfectionist or she’s just lazy
The following is a typical conversation between me and my 7 year old daughter, a/k/a Munchkin. Just makes me want to pull my hair out… Her: I want to draw a Christmas tree. Me: Ok, so draw one. Her: But I don’t know how. Me: Draw it just like you would draw a snowman, but use triangles instead of [...]
Featured, Whatever
Sex is So Like Chocolate
The great thing about sex is that it won't make you fat.
Family, The Mother Hood
Here We Go With The Kid Breaking Again
Posted on 01 February 2010
It’s second semester of preschool for both my girls. This September, the now-five year old will be attending kindergarten. My whole goal this year was to make a couple mommy friends before we all go to kindergarten so I wouldn’t be the only a-hole in my town that doesn’t know anyone after living here seven years. So [...] Continue Reading
Whatever
Few Choice Words for Algebra
Posted on 14 January 2010
So back in December, I decided to go to college. Took the Compass test and passed everything with flying colors. Great, right? Yeah, not so much. See, 3 years previously I took the Compass test because I was going to go to college (notice the reoccurring theme here). I failed the math portion…miserably. Totally sucked it up. [...] Continue Reading
Family
Death, bugs and viewpoints
Posted on 09 January 2010
My step-sister and her husband decided to have Roblox Girl and Sir Laughs His Ass Off come stay this past weekend. As we’re a one car family, I opted to meet them halfway to drop off the kids. Along the way, Roblox Girl and I began to have a lengthy discussion on life, death and [...] Continue Reading
Whatever
How Not to Start Off the New Year
Posted on 08 January 2010
Captain “It’s-So-Hard-Living-With-Always-Being-Right” and I ended the old year and started the new with a quiet evening watching movies. We drifted off to sleep around 1 am or so. Around 5 am I awoke with a start and a g0d-awful smell in my nostrils. As our room tends to get very warm easily, Captain “It’s-So-Hard-Living-With-Always-Being-Right” opens up [...] Continue Reading
Whatever
Bah.
Posted on 07 January 2010
The holidays can go scratch. They suck as far as I’m concerned. There’s grub, this is true, but this said grub is filled with some of the most disgusting ingredients known to man. And no people, I’m not talking about vegetables or canned meats, I’m talking about every known substance to cause weight gain by [...] Continue Reading
The Mother Hood, Whatever
‘Tis the season
Posted on 07 January 2010
And I am so glad it’s now OVER! The past ten days have been a nightmare of epic proportions! (though when I think back on things, I see that I was/am definitely lucky in many ways!) Let’s see. I have worked eight of those ten days, six of them in a row and including Christmas [...] Continue Reading
Reader Confessions, The Mother Hood, Whatever
Let me parent…
Posted on 06 January 2010
Right now I’m going through a separation from my husband and I live with my Mother and Step-Dad. I’m thankful to them for all they’ve done for me and basically don’t “talk back” or argue over anything. Recently my Step-Dad became unemployed so he’s home the entire day. This has become a point of stress for [...] Continue Reading
Family, The Mother Hood
Christmas Day At The In-Laws
Posted on 06 January 2010
There was a loaf of zucchini bread on the counter, chock full of healthy vegetable goodness. Next to it a bowl of homemade banana pudding, sprinkled with almonds, and packed with vitamins. On the other side sat whole wheat muffins stuffed with cranberries and blueberries. My kids? They stuffed themselves full of chocolate chip cookies and cupcakes [...] Continue Reading
Family, Reader Confessions, Whatever
Post Christmas Hate
Posted on 06 January 2010
My In-Laws didn’t get us Christmas gifts. This is the first year they didn’t and I cannot figure out why this happened. I asked my husband to pretty please call and ask what the FUCK happened, but he seems to be pussing out on this particular occasion. You see, it’s not that I care if they [...] Continue Reading
The Mother Hood, Whatever
Pistol-packing Mommy
Posted on 20 December 2009
Personally, I don’t own a ton of weaponry. My guy is tops in that category – at last count, a dozen. I own a Walther P22 with a laser sight attached and a Glock by proxy (prior to owning the Walther, my guy officially declared the Glock as mine). However, I do have an affinity [...] Continue Reading
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