Bad Mommy Bloggers are the outlaws and rebels of the Mommy blogging world.

We aren’t your cookie cutter Mommy bloggers. We didn’t just break the mold, we shattered it.

BMBs aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. We bitch about our husbands and boyfriends, we admit that our kids get on our nerves, we’ll confess that our house is a mess and we know the pizza delivery guy by name.

If you want a taste of motherhood uncensored, you’ve come to the right place. Now meet the Bad Mommy Blogger crew.

:::April:::

April went from being a Bad Ass Mom to a Bad Mommy Blogger after she gave up boxing and roller derby to “act like a grown up” and start her own online business. After having 2 kids by the time she was 22, she discovered the secret to losing 200 pounds of excess weight….she divorced him. Several years later, Kid #3 came along and that pregnancy sparked April’s interest in blogging when she posted an online pregnancy journal. Six years and several sites later, she now blogs as That Crazy Mom. She created Bad Mommy Blogger on a dare after making the comment on Twitter “Somebody help me find a mom blogging network that’s not afraid of being outspoken, opinionated & dropping a few F bombs.”

That’s when Michael Martine a/k/a Remarkablogger, in his infinite wisdom as a blogging consultant, said to April “If you build it, they will come.” Ok, that’s not what he said. What he really said was “If the right Mommy blogging network doesn’t exist, create it.”

You can mark that down on your calendar as one of the few times April has ever done something a man told her to do.

:::Sara:::

Sara is a blogger currently living in the asshole of hell known as lower Alabama. After 10 years as a stay at home mom, she started to wonder if there was  more to life than playgroup drama and PTA meetings. In what some might call an early midlife crisis, she woke up from the Stepford nightmare, filed for divorce, and shortly thereafter became one of the only people to ever get kicked off the PTA board. As no bad deed ever goes unpunished, she is currently living in purgatory with her ex waiting on the Longest Divorce in History(TM) to be finished. Ever the romantic, Sara refuses to give up on love, and plans on importing her next husband from overseas, claiming that even if the next one drives her crazy, a sexy accent would at least be worth the trouble.

She currently spends her time taking care of her trio of Satan’s spawn and plotting world domination through her personal blog, Suburban Oblivion.

:::Jen:::

Jen has been parenting by the seat of her pants (and sometimes the seat of her kids’ pants) for a while now. She has the same opinions about parenting she did before she had kids, and does not mind getting advice from people who don’t have kids. She is jealous of people who treat their pets like kids, because she dreams of putting her kids in a kennel for a week and taking a vacation. She writes, she blogs, she budgets – and she’s fun to go drinking with!

:::Berries:::

Just call her Berries. Not because she is afraid of revealing her real name. But because if you really wanna know….you can figure it out on your own. She’s always been the “good” daughter, wife, daughter-in-law, mother, sister, employee, blogger, friend, neighbor, niece, and a bag of chips, and it’s finally time to throw down the gloves and get in touch with her inner Bad Mommy Blogger.

Sure, she loves her family, but it’s tiring being ethnic, and growing up with respect for her elders *not quite* beat into her sometimes makes it tough to tell overbearing family members to blow it out their asses when the “helpful” advice just won’t stop coming. And that’s pretty much all. the. time….

What else do you not want to know? Well, she’s 30-something, mother to one attached-at-the-hip toddler she calls Buttercup online, and married to a guy she met online cuz it just worked out that way. Her kitchen is a mess. like, all the time; her ass is still the same size it was when she gave birth almost 2 years ago; her business cards are telling her that she is a freelance writer; and her bank account is telling her that her business cards are full of shit.

No matter what she does on any given day, Berries can never seem to master the art of balancing the WAHM-thingwith the SAHM-thing. So she has basically said to hell with it and decided to spend her free time blogging.

:::Renee:::

Renee is a divorcing mother of three existing (if they continue to play their cards right) beautiful and bright (and insidiously devious) children.  A stay at home freelance working woman for nearly 15 years, Renee made a very sudden career switch from freelance web development to freelance journalism.  She has found that immersing herself in the glorious and beautiful silence of words keeps her from tumbling into a triple-child induced breakdown.  Renee is in love with and supported by her best friend in all the world.  Captain “It’s-So-Hard-Living-With-Always-Being-Right” is her pillar, her cohort and occasionally her largest pain in the ass outside of her children (was it mentioned they are trying to drive her insane?).

Renee currently writes for the likes of Technorati, Bellevue KOMO News and has her own atheistic blog at Renee Hendricks dot com for your amusement (or vilification, whichever works best).

:::Sky:::

Sky is a liberal library lady.  There isn’t a book she won’t read…wait, yes there is.  It’s the whole genre of Christian fiction.  Married to a man with the initals BS, he drives her to drink because is he completely full of shit.  Ward and June Cleaver, they are not.  As the Mama of 2 children, she used to be an active PTA mom, until they pissed her off.  Since then, it’s off to bigger and better things.  Seeryus Mama, her vanilla blog want to be one of the cool mommy blogs, but pigs will have to fly first.  She’s Unapologetic, just doesn’t give a fuck about anything.  Sky is proud of her Pro-Choice, Atheist, Left Wing views.  Sit down, shut up and hang on, we’re all going to hell in a hand basket.

::: Devilish Southern Belle :::

You probably guessed it, but in case you didn’t:  Devilish Southern Belle is indeed a southern belle, with probably more than just a bit of a devious streak.  She’s been blogging in some way or another, under some name or another, for most of this decade.  She’s also a work-at-home AND work-outside-the home, budgeting, thrift-store/flea-market fantatic, music-loving rocker mom of two teen boys who does things HER way.  You can read about her sometimes boring, sometimes exciting, sometimes dramatic life as well as rants, raves, and the occassional review at her site, Devilish Southern Belle.